The layout scheme I described in my previous post works in all browsers except in IE8 when implemented as a Salesforce Visualforce page. Offline, I was able to reproduce the issue with the source code saved from the offending Visualforce page. Then, furthermore I was able to fix the issue by adding a simple DOCTYPE declaration at the top of the page.
The layout issues appear to be caused by the fact that Salesforce does not generate a !DOCTYPE tag at the top of the page, and IE8 just happens to assume a different !DOCTYPE than Firefox or Chrome. The !DOCTYPE that IE8 assumes must not be compatible with CSS 2.1 and HTML 4.1, the standards that I am trying to follow (although I'm probably making some mistakes along the way as well).
Regardless, Salesforce's Developerforce article "Using the Salesforce CSS in Your Apps" explicitly states (at my last viewing of the page on July 27, 2010 at 6:13 PM EDT):
Please ensure that you define the following DOCTYPE at the top of your HTML:<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC
"-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
Ironically, if I try to add the !DOCTYPE tag before the apex:page tag, I get the following error:
Error: java.lang.NullPointerException
Error: null
Furthermore, if I try to add the !DOCTYPE tag immediately after the apex:page tag, I get a different error:
Error: A DOCTYPE is not allowed in content. at line 2
I found a Salesforce Community thread that talked about this issue, but the resolution is ambiguous to me and does not clearly show how to get the infinitely important !DOCTYPE tag into the page. The thread "Changing doctype of a Visualforce Page" shows many people having success with getting the !DOCTYPE tag to stick, but for some reason it is still not working for me.
I'm going to log a case with Premier Support and poke around some more to see if I can't get this to work in the next 15 minutes before the lights shut off here in the office.